English Class #2

Me: (teaching about "There will/won't be...") If my friend Jessie comes to visit, what could you tell her about Prosaut?

Student: There will be my girlfriend.

Class: *hysterical laughter*

Me: I think you meant "There WON'T be my girlfriend" because I don't believe you have one.

Student: Oh, Teacher... I am shy. *sits down*

(posted February 2, 2012)